笑死我了。。。mark zuckerberg在facebook IPO前一天写给大众的信

雷梭英格

Dear Potential Investor:
For years, you’ve wasted your time on Facebook.  Now here’s your chance to waste your money on it, too.
Tomorrow is Facebook’s IPO, and I know what some of you are thinking.  How will Facebook be any different from the dot-com bubble of the early 2000’s?
For one thing, those bad dot-com stocks were all speculation and hype, and weren’t based on real businesses.  Facebook, on the other hand, is based on a solid foundation of angry birds and imaginary sheep.
Second, Facebook is the most successful social network in the world, enabling millions to share information of no interest with people they barely know.
Third, every time someone clicks on a Facebook ad, Facebook makes money.  And while no one has ever done this on purpose, millions have done it by mistake while drunk.  We totally stole this idea from iTunes.
Finally, if you invest in Facebook, you’ll be far from alone.  As a result of using Facebook for the past few years, over 900 million people in the world have suffered mild to moderate brain damage, impairing their ability to make reasoned judgments.  These will be your fellow Facebook investors.
With your help, if all goes as planned tomorrow, Facebook’s IPO will net $100 billion.  To put that number in context, it would take JP Morgan four or five trades to lose that much money.
One last thing: what will, I, Mark Zuckerberg, do with the $18 billion I’m expected to earn from Facebook’s IPO?  Well, I’m considering buying Greece, but that would still leave me with $18 billion.  LOL.
Friend me,
Mark



自己斗胆翻译了一下。。。
亲爱的投资者们：
多年以来，你们在FB上已经浪费了不少时间了，现在你们在FB上浪费钱的机会也来了
明天，FB将进行他的首次公开募股。我知道你们其中有些人在嘀咕：FB跟21世纪以来别的那些垃圾网站有啥区别呢？
首先啊，那些破网站就靠投机跟炒作，根本就不是正经生意。FB不一样，我们是建立在一个充斥着愤怒的小鸟和虚构的绵羊的牢固基础之上的哦~
第二，FB是全世界最成功的社交网络。我们让千千万万的人和他们几乎不认识的人，分享着无聊之极的信息。
第三，每次有人去点FB的广告的时候，FB都会赚钱。虽然没有人会故意这么干，不知道多少人在喝高的时候可是会误点的哦。我们这个想法是从iTunes那边儿山寨过来的
最后啊，当你在FB上面投资的时候，你绝不是一个人在战斗。在过去几年使用FB之后，全世界超过9亿人已经成为了轻度或者中度的脑残，他们基本都用肠子而不是脑子思考问题。他们可会是你的战友哦！
明天不出意外，FB能在你的帮助之下融资1000亿美元。换句话说呢，JP摩根得做上四五次交易才能损失那么多钱。
最后一点儿事儿：我，马克扎克伯格，会用我挣到的这大约180亿美元干点儿啥呢？我倒是在考虑把希腊给买了，但是我还会剩个180亿美子呢！呵呵

加我吧

马克扎克伯格